Englisch – Langer Dialog

 

A: Lets go in this store, maybe we can find some equipment for you there.

B: In this store??? Look on the name, are you crazy?

A: what’s about the name?

B: The little soccer freak, that’s too childish for me!

A: ok, if you think so, we go in the next shop, here is another one, Millburn chekhouse. There is assertive something for you…

B: ok, let’s look at first to soccer hues. I want to have green-red one.

A: O dear, every time you’ve got special request’s… And witch cooler does the shoelace have to have? Maybe orange with black points?

B: o my good, daddy, what do you think about me??? Do you think I’m totally crazy?

A: Yes, you are… no, joke… oh, look, there are the shoos … maybe there is one vor you?

B: nonono, not one of it’s shoos is green or red…

A: is that a so gib problem? I think not, wich size do you have?

B: I don’t know, you mast call the shop assistant and he/she have to find out it for us…

A: oh, ggod Idea… SHOOP ASSISTANT, came here please, we’ve got a problem.

ASSISTANT: OH, what for a problem do you have and how can I help you?

A: my sun don’t know his size of foot…

ASS: No problem, come with me, I’ll gauge you’re small foot

B: haha, it’s so funny, I’m laghing so much…

A: be quiet and behave you!

B: why?? I’m the patron, and patron’s are kings in the store’s, isn’t it so?

ASS: yes, you’re right little boy, but now come here, and do you feed here on this analyser please

B: are I’m right so?

ASS: yes, you are… oh dear, size 31, I don’t know, we have anyshoo in this size in the store… wait a moment, I call the children assistant.

A: ok, no problem.

B: are you crazy? I’m not a child, I’m 8 yaers old!!!

A: yes, you’re right, but he came not for you’re age, only for the shoos, you neg.

B: pfff everybody is stupit to me today! And you look at oll off them – helpless are this…

A: before you get to angry, look at the assistant, what he take’s in his arm’s:

B: green- red shos?

A: no, but green one with red shoelace, isn’t that gread?

B: yes, it is, you’re the best shoop assistant, I ever Knowed in my live!

A: and you’re first one…

ASS2: Oh, thank you, are they right so for you little king?

B: moment… yes, I think so…  wait a moment, I work a pair of meters…

A: o good, he’s a realy little child…

ASS2: that’s the funny thing on my job… I’ve got every time to do with so luckly childs…

B: wow, there great… come, lets go home, I’m tired…

A: wait a moment, we’ve go to the cash… were is it?

ASS2: left, left and than after 10 meters reight.

A: thank you and have a nice day……..

 

And iv they did’nt died, dey bay today soccer shoos, too